I have problems.

1.) I still don't like to post without pictures. It's fine to write, but super boring to read. I need to work on this, but the thing is...well... I guess there isn't a thing. I'll start using the hell out ouf USB drives to provide photos I guess.

2.) I hide from my second job. I have taken to carrying around my notebook and chumpworthy USB drive to encourage this to stop. Still, I tend to not even crack the laptop at home as often, as if I'm saving it for something special. Like the lifespan will be extended if I conserve its use as much as possible. Not true, I'll bet. Also, the keyboard likes to pretend, randomly, that I'm pressing CTRL. Makes it really hard to do anything, since typing the letter "t" can open a new tab online while you're in the middle of a search , or attempting to utilize the word can't will:
First center the text, then open a new file, then tab the indent over to the left.
Suxxorz.

3.) I think I'm addicted to either avoiding busywork, or the internet. The first is a minor problem. The second, well, it may be a symptom really. Since we lost our high cubicle walls at work, I am forced to hear every. single. inane. word out of my coworkers mouths. Who dated whom over the weekend. How someone's sister/brother/aunt/cousin/sorority sister had a baby and how big it is and what it's name is and isn't that outfit the sweetest? Can you believe Kanye blah blah blah. Oh no Patrick Swayze blah blah blah. Hear me be witty. Aren't I catty? We're so awesome.

My only refuge is my headphones and frontalot, or youtube, or hulu. Using these sites as my personal radio, I am sometimes able to forget their inaninty for a time. However, I run out of material long before they do, and thus, I am forced to look at kitten photos to contain my rage and ascerbic taunts.

Please, people, use the phone to talk to people in offices across the way. Open some kind of chat screen or something. Please focus on work, or quietly blog, like the rest of us.

Also: Dear "superiors". If you have gone through the trouble of putting together an envelope of materials to be mailed, sealed it, and then write the address by hand on a post it note...well, you're just dumb. Doing all that work and dropping the item off to me to be mailed is just adding an extra step. Try, oh, I dunno...WRITING THE ADDRESS ON THE ENVELOPE! Then the job is done! No steps! No useless and unnecessary delegation!